Ireland's entry to the Eurovision is facing competition from the Spanish, who have also entered a spoof act. Rodolfo Chikilicuatre has been selected to sing Chiki Chiki for Spain in the Eurovision Song Contest this year. I'm told it's a spoof act anyway. Obviously it's in Spanish but even reading the English translation it's hard to see what the joke is, other than that it's a deliberately bad act. It may turn out to be a subtler satire on the whole glam Eurovision tradition than Dustin the Turkeys entry which is just basic toilet humour.
The lyrics of Chiki Chiki follow in Spanish and then in English;
The final lyrics are:
¡Perrea! ¡Perrea!
¡Perrea! ¡Perrea!
El chikichiki mola mogollón
Lo bailan en la China y también en Alcorcón
Dale chikichiki a esa morenita
Que el chikichiki la pone muy tontitaLo baila José Luis, lo baila bien suave,
Lo baila Mariano, mi amor ya tú sabes.
Lo bailan los brother, lo baila mi hermano
Lo baila mi mulata con las bragas en la mano
¡Perrea! ¡Perrea!El Chiki Chiki is a Reaggetton
Dance in Argentina, Serbia and Oregón
Give el Chiki-Chiki to that little sister
with el Chiki-Chiki she's gonna like it mister !
Dance it with Alonso, Dance it with Gasol
Dance it with your brothers, all around the world
Dance it with Bardem Dance it with Banderas
Dance with Almodóvar Dance la Macarena
Y el chiki chiki se baila así
Uno: el brikindans
Dos: el crusaíto
Tres: el maiquelyason
Cuatro: el robocop
Baila el chikichiki baila el chikichiki
Lo bailan los jevis y también los friquis
Lo bailan en la cárcel, lo bailan en la escuela,
Lo baila mi madre y también mi abuela.
Baila el chikichiki baila el chikichiki
Lo bailan los jevis y también los friquis
Lo bailan en la cárcel, lo bailan en la escuela,
Lo baila mi madre y también mi abuela.
Lo canta el Tigre Puma con su traje a rayas
Y Juan Carlos le dice ¿por qué no te callas?
En el velatorio del Padre Damián
Pusieron chikichiki y el muerto echó a bailar
¡Bailar, bailar, bailar!
Y el chiki chiki se baila así
Uno: el brikindans
Dos: el crusaíto
Tres: el maiquelyason
Cuatro: el robocop
Perrea, Perrea
Lo baila José Luis, lo baila bien suave,
Lo baila Mariano, mi amor ya tú sabes.
Lo bailan los bródel, lo baila mi hermano
Lo baila mi mulata con las bragas en la mano
Y el chiki chiki se baila así
Uno: el brikindans
Dos: el crusaíto
Tres: el maiquelyason
Cuatro: el robocop
Uno: el brikindans
Dos: el crusaíto
Tres: el maiquelyason
Cuatro: el robocop
¡PERREA, PERREA!
“EL CHIKICHIKI”
¡Perrea! ¡Perrea!*
¡Perrea! ¡Perrea!
Chikichiki is wicked and swell
They dance it in China and in Alcorcón too
Give chikichiki to that dark girl
'Cos chikichiki will make her twirl
Jose Luís dances it, dances it cool,
And Mariano dances it, my love you know how.
The brothers dance it, my brother dances it good
My mulatta dances it holding her pants in her hand
Perrea! Perrea!
El Chiki Chiki is a Reaggetton
Dance in Argentina, Serbia and Oregon
Give el Chiki-Chiki to that little sister
with el Chiki-Chiki She´s gonna like it mister!
Dance it with Alonso, Dance it with Gasol
Dance it with your brothers, all around the world
Dance it with Bardem Dance it with Banderas
Dance with Almodóvar Dance la Macarena
And chikichiki is danced like this:
One: brikindans
Two: go crusaíto
Three: maiquelyason
Four: Robocop
Dance the chikichiki dance the chikichiki
Heavy metal guys dance it and freaks too
They dance it in prison and at school too,
My mother dances it and my grandmother too.
Dance the chikichiki dance the chikichiki
Heavy metal guys dance it and freaks too
They dance it in prison and at school too,
My mother dances it and my grandmother too.
El Puma the he-tiger sings it in tuxedo
And Juan Carlos says to him: why don't you shut up?
At Father Damian's wake
They played chikichiki and the dead man got up and danced
Dance, dance, dance!
And chikichiki is danced like this:
One: brikindans
Two: go crusaíto
Three: maiquelyason
Four: Robocop
Perrea Perrea
Jose Luís dances it, dances it cool,
And Mariano dances it, my love you know how.
The brothers dance it, my brother dances it good
My mulata dances it with her pants in her hand
And chikichiki is danced like this:
One: brikindans
Two: go crusaíto
Three: maiquelyason
Four: Robocop
One: brikindans
Two: go crusaíto
Three: maiquelyason
Four: Robocop
PERREA PERREA!!!
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