Why I'll Probably Never be a Published Author

It is one of my (day)dreams to be an author. This is one of the things I think about when I am at work staring into space in a daze. My problem is that whenever I do try to write is that when I can't get past the title of the book and the opening paragraphs I resume staring into space.

Becoming an author is not the get-rich-quick option it appears to be in my day dreams. Lots of work and dedication is required to produce a book and unfortunately I never learned how to Apply Myself. However, if you really want to Publish a Book and have enough belief in the project there is always the option of self-publishing. It may not satisfy the dream of the massive payday from the publisher but it would satisfy the other dream of seeing your book in print.